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Florida restaurant charges for the ACA
Sat Mar 1, 2014
Business would 2X if business stated, "Our employees are all LEGAL & covered by medical insurance. Thank you." FLORIDA RESTAURANT WORKERS MAKE $2.13 PER HOUR!
Jan Brewer likely to veto anti-gay bill
Tue Feb 25, 2014
Christian Fundamentalists are the scourge of humanity. They are no different than the Fundamentalist Mullahs and/or all other religious Zealots! Bigots and Hate Mongers, all of them. Religion is a malevolent MIND VIRUS!
Did Christie fly over bridge during closures?
Tue Feb 18, 2014
Scarborough is a broken record. All of his comments begin with the same story lin es.......A couple of his bankrupt thoughts from his tiny mind... "I hear it everyday.......blah blah blah" "in 1994.......blah blah blah. He is the king of delusional spin. Fortunately for real "AMERICANS", His bloviat …
Texas GOPer: If Wendy Davis were male, 'none of this would ever come up'
Thu Jan 30, 2014
TEXASS State Beverage is CULO JUICE.
'Mamma mia!': Mafia killer allegedly fed rival to starving pigs
Fri Nov 29, 2013
Old news. This happens everyday in the USA. Feeding the pigs while the victims are alive is far less common.
'Historic mistake': Israelis, Republicans condemn Iran nuclear deal
Sun Nov 24, 2013
ephh uuu benni
911 calls released following Zimmerman domestic disturbance arrest
Mon Nov 18, 2013
Menace to society, the coward will get capped in prison.
Afghanistan opium production hits record despite billions spent to combat trade
Wed Nov 13, 2013
Total BS Article Amazing that the TALIBAN eliminated 90% of opium production by 1999 Production rebounds to record level following "US EFFORT" NOT a COINCIDENCE! US consumes 50% of the worlds semi-synthetic OPIATE DERIVATIVES THIS is all by design for BIG PHARMA and $$$$, returning the historic HERO …
Anonymous' 'Million Mask March' protests corruption, corporations
Tue Nov 5, 2013
Pass the Dutchie!
No retreat: Little reflection for House GOP after bruising shutdown
Sun Oct 27, 2013
Time to round up all the Fundamentalist and reopen the Manzanar Detention Camp!
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